Dive into the genetic circus with FTH-Goofiez, where the Apples and Bananas family mingles with the mischievous Jokerz. This indica-leaning hybrid boasts a family tree that reads like a who’s who of legendary strains, with Girl Scout Cookies, Gelato, and Runtz in its lineage. From the Jokerz father, a blend of White Runtz and Jet Fuel Gelato, emerges an outstanding terpene profile that elevates Goofiez to new heights of retail popularity. As you gaze upon its buds, the unmistakable signature of Cookies hybrids is revealed, with deep green leaves, bronze pistils, and a trichome coat that sparkles like raw sugar. The fragrance, a symphony of citrus, berries, and petrol, dances on the palate, accompanied by subtle notes of spice and an earthy finale. Embrace the whimsical journey of Goofiez – a fusion of genetics that’s anything but ordinary.
Formula
THC Content 12-30%*
CBD Content Approx: 1%
Dosing units
~3 second draw
Total doses
Varies
Average price
- 30 day $17
- 50 day $28
- 70 day $40
Key Benefits
Flower products give patients the full cannabinoid and terpene profile of each specific strain, ensuring a well-rounded cannabis experience and a great taste.
Instructions
Patients are recommended to initiate treatment with 1-3 doses. Each dose consist of 1-2 relatively shallow inhales (1-3 seconds) and each held for about 5 seconds before exhaling. Within roughly 5-10 minutes, reassess symptoms and continue with further doses as needed.
If symptoms have improved or subsided no additional sessions are needed and patients can continue treatment the following day when necessary.
Warnings
Contraindicated in patients:
• with hypersensitivity to cannabinoids (e.g., THC or CBD) or to any of the inert ingredients in this strain;
• with a significant history of cardiovascular disease;
• with an active or previous psychotic or active mood or anxiety disorder; and
• who are pregnant, planning to become pregnant, or are breastfeeding.
This product must be kept in its original container until ready for use by the patient. Keep secured at all times. Do not drive or operate any heavy machinery.
It’s illegal to transfer medical marijuana to another person. Use only as directed by your physician. This product is for medical use only. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. Marijuana smoke contains carcinogens and may negatively affect health. Medication in this package complies with the requirements of S. 381.986(8)(e)11.d, Florida Statutes.
Produced and distributed by FLUENT Cannabis Care.