Goofiez x Oil Tanker is a powerhouse hybrid that merges whimsical flavor with steady, grounded effects. From the Goofiez side, expect a kaleidoscope of citrus, berry, and petrol aromas, thanks to its rich lineage of Apples and Bananas, Jokerz, White Runtz, and Jet Fuel Gelato. Its dense, trichome-coated buds sparkle like sugar, revealing the unmistakable Cookies family charm. The Oil Tanker influence adds a deep, fuel-forward punch from its Motorbreath #15 and Trophy Wife roots, delivering a robust inhale that expands in the lungs and leaves you with sweet, earthy undertones. Balanced with high Limonene and Beta-Myrcene levels, this strain blends uplifting focus with relaxing calm, perfect for cruising through your day with equal parts creativity and composure.
Formula
THC Content Approx 90*
CBD Content Approx: ~0.1%
Dosing units
Each vaporizer 1g cartridge contains 3 mg THC/inhalation
Total doses
Approx: 300 inhalations per cartridge
Key Benefits
“Vaping” is short for “vaporization”. Effects are felt immediately and unlike smoking, no combustion or burning takes place. Portable vaporizers are very discreet, as vapor dissipates quickly with minimal odor.
Instructions
Patients are recommended to initiate treatment with 1-3 doses. Each dose consist of 1-2 relatively shallow inhales (1-3 seconds) and each held for about 5 seconds before exhaling. Within roughly 5-10 minutes, reassess symptoms and continue with further doses as needed.
If symptoms have improved or subsided no additional sessions are needed and patients can continue treatment the following day when necessary.
Warnings
This product has intoxicating effects and may be habit forming. There may be health risks associated with the consumption of this product. This product is infused with marijuana or active compounds of marijuana. This product should not be used by women that are pregnant or breastfeeding. For use by adults as well as children only as recommended by a physician. Keep out of reach of children. Products containing THC can impair concentration, coordination and judgment. Do not operate a vehicle or heavy machinery under the influence of this drug. Caution: when consumed, the intoxicating effects of this drug may be delayed by two (2) or more hours. This product may be unlawful outside the state of Florida. The enclosed container is child resistant. In order to comply with Florida law, cannabis products must be carried and stored in its original opaque packaging at all times.
*Potency percentages listed are based on average potency levels and may vary from batch to batch.
